Be Delighted By Funny New Years Resolutions

Be delighted by funny new years resolutions
Sometimes, we take ourselves way too seriously! You need to have some funny new years resolutions along with your plans. Live and laugh with a half-filled cup.

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TOPIC – What I think of New Years Resolutions

Be Delighted By Funny New Years Resolutions

I was super serious last week when I wrote about my Focus On My Personal Goals For 2023. I had previously worked on that plan, so it fit the topic! 

Usually, I’m disinterested in New Year’s resolutions. I jink myself when I plan one. However, I was trying to make business goals for the blog, which also turned into personal life and family goals. 

Funny New Years Resolutions fireworks around a block face at almost midnight

This week I thought it would be fun to show off my Jonah because he also needs a brilliant plan for 2023!

So Jonah’s top New Years’ Resolutions for 2023!

First
I will become best friends with the mailman.

Funny New Years Resolutions Jonah I will become best friends with the mailman

Second
If I get sick at night, I will try to hit the tile.

Funny New Years Resolutions Jonah Second
If I get sick at night, I will try to hit the tile.

Third
I will not fear the vacuum.

Funny New Years Resolutions Jonah Third
I will not fear the vacuum.

Fourth
I will not bark at you when you are on the phone.

Funny New Years Resolutions Jonah Fourth
I will not bark at you when you are on the phone.

Fifth
I will not jump on the desk while you are working.

Funny New Years Resolutions Jonah Fifth
I will not jump on the desk while you are working.

Sixth
I will not wake you up at 3 am.

Funny New Years Resolutions
Jonah Sixth
I will not wake you up at 3 am

Seventh
I will chew up your New Years’ Resolution list so you don’t feel bad
when you break your good intentions

Funny New Years Resolutions
Seventh
I will chew up your New Years' Resolution list so you don't feel bad
when you break your good intentions

Seventh is my favorite because Jonah is always looking out for me, AND after I planned out my whole life last week, you know something is going to fall through. LOL, You have to smile and laugh because otherwise, life is not fun! 

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14 responses to “Be Delighted By Funny New Years Resolutions”

  1. Tracey Weiss Avatar
    Tracey Weiss

    How did I miss this?! It’s soooooo cute! Please give Jonah a big snuggle for me.

  2. James W Maxwell Avatar
    James W Maxwell

    If he gets one I’ll be happy …. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. Danielle Maxwell Avatar

      He has mastered the mailman, LOL

  3. Michael Mock Avatar

    I think Jonah has very good odds of achieving at least some of these goals! Go, Jonah! You can do it!

  4. Aymee Avatar

    This is super cute! My cat needs to resolve to follow #2 (which is always followed by #6 because she has to let me know she’s just hacked up a hairball on the bed yanno)!

    My post

    1. Danielle Maxwell Avatar

      Hi Aymee!!! I just talked about the bed! What the heck!!! It is a popular place to be sick, I guess! I am looking forward to reading your post! Wednesday night is my favorite because I turn the lights down and read everyone’s posts in peace and quiet! I look forward to my relaxing time in the middle of the week.

  5. viviana-mackade Avatar

    I laughed out-loud at the being sick on the floor part. I sympathize a lot with you. My dog loves to get sick on our carpet and I feel I should add he’s a Great Dane. There’s a LOT of sickness involved.

    1. Danielle Maxwell Avatar

      Hi Viviana! OH MY! Great Dane sickness does not sound fun! My Jonah ALWAYS is sick in our bed! I swear he runs there! He sleeps with us, so I do not know why he must puke there. We always pull the whole bed apart and wash everything. Thank goodness it is rare because I am sad when my Lil guy doesn’t feel good!

  6. Tricia Schneider Avatar

    I love this list!! 🙂 I hope Jonah accomplishes his goals this year!

    1. Danielle Maxwell Avatar

      Good Morning Ms. Tricia! Thank you!!! Jonah is so proud of his smart resolutions!

  7. Lydia Avatar

    Heh, I love this! I hope Jonah reaches all of his goals this year. 😄

    1. Danielle Maxwell Avatar

      Good Morning Ms. Lydia!!! Jonah is very successful! I am sure he will achieve these in no time!

  8. George Avatar

    Great post, Danielle! I love Jonah’s resolutions!

    1. Danielle Maxwell Avatar

      Good Morning George!!! Thank you!!! Jonah is pretty proud of himself this morning; he thinks he is an internet star now!

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